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Oopsie Daisy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 10:00AM

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"What? Yeah I'll check his pulse in a sec lemme just get this picture LOL."

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Hey Crime, Go F*ck Yourself

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

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"Now is someone gonna put donuts around these babies or what!?"

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Last Halloween We Went As 'America'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

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I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.

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This Chair Is Making My Butthole Nervous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"I turn the safety off to keep my prostate on its toes."

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I Smell Buddy Comedy

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 18, 2013 at 11:00AM

How bad can racial profiling be if you get a free tiara?

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Uh, Can't You Read, Officer?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

Shoulda gone with your "Arrest Me If You Have A Tiny Weener" t-shirt.

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Let's Savor This Moment Forever

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

LOL, get it? I'm having sex with this cow! Now let's go arrest a woman for exposing an elbow.

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Well Hello, Officer

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 6, 2012 at 1:00PM

..To serve and protect. And get naked men down from telephone wires.

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F**k The Police

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 4, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Okay." -Horse

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This Traffic Cop Is Good At Dancing, Bad At Directing Traffic

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 24, 2012 at 3:00PM

Okay, so I turn around in a circle and then drive into your crotch? Awesome.

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