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Here's the bad news for Rene Montez's wet dream: we don't have the "ottomon humping" clip available in our archive.  If you want to see the original video, go here.

But Rene's loss is your gain, Emily.  Enjoy "Cops Dancing."

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments

In other news, Gotham looks goddamn beautiful in the daylight. Who knew.

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He wouldn't get away with it if they'd finally pass a law against doin' bro stuff in public.

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Brink's Home Security has nothing on Jean Thomas Surveillance, LLC.

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Hopefully the invisibility potion doesn't wear off. Otherwise this is going to get awkward.

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After the Halloween brawl at Denny's you guys were all like, "OMG, Carly. Show us more diner fights. Diner fights are THE BEST." And I was all like, "I will if I can find any more. Because diner fights are the best."

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

There's a glaring lack of insect costumes but this one does takes place in front of other customers, so that's fun.

"Nothing comes between me and my open-faced turkey sandwich." -Guy that hardly flinches in the corner booth

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I hope she gets that excited when her one friend with Internet tells her she's on the Tosh.0 blog.

Tosh.0! Tosh.0! Tosh.0!

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Thank goodness for that! Because the weekend means free time. And free time means you can finally ride your bike.

It's been a long, hard week. I bet you could use a bath right now.

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Whose responsible this? An idiot commenter over at Topless Robot. But it's funny even without the context of this commenter's wrath, and that's why it was the caption meme of the weekend.

In a moment of tragedy/emergency, sometimes grammar just isn't important. You can yell one-word sentences like "Bomb!" or "Fire!" and it's totally acceptable. But right after a crime, when it's seriously time to track down the perpetrator, it's best to sound professional. The CIA and the FBI are trained to be wise with words. Then again, if I just got caught selling drugs to a 4-year-old, I might break down in tears and confess if the cop opened his interrogation with, "Whose responsible this?" That's some intense psychological shit.

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When you think of grandmothers, you probably think of things like afghan blankets, chocolate chip cookies, homemade lasagna or butterscotch candy.

Maybe you think about the smell of old people; I don't know your life.

But one thing you don?t think about are tazers. This clip of a 72-year old grandma getting tazed surfaced on the web yesterday, and all I can say is that I'm proud of her for standing up for herself and her rights. Makes her the coolest grandma ever.

That is, unless she had said, "Don't taze me bro."

Now THAT would be the coolest grandma ever.