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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Gingers Have Souls (above)
• We found out what Daniel will be wearing
• A guy made a corny invention
• Someone got front row seats to a car chase
• We watched an assassination attempt in this week's Video Breakdown
• We had some Porch Time With Mema
• Daniel introduced us to Sports or Consequences
• And Daniel partook in some Textual Harassment.

"We wish she was more like normal kids and she hated vegetables." -This girl's mom

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold."  Yes, I realize St. Patrick's Day was last weekend, but I'll have forgotten about this video by next year, so grab yourself a 5-day-old green beer and start brainstorming titles.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Griffin with his title "'Why I Don't Have a Husband' in C major."  It's funny because it sounds like the title of a fancy classical song but it's actually about how she sucks.  Congratulations, Bruce!

Last Thursday, we showed you "Porcupine Eats Corn on the Cob and Makes Crazy Noises" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Porcupine Eats Corn on the Cob and Makes Crazy Noises". That is very literal and not at all funny. You guys can do better!

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!