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Yuck! What kind of crappy cum dumpster uses condoms?

[via I am Bored]

Do you have any nuts and/or have you seen my dead wife?

[via Cracked]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Bryan Adams Kid (above)
• A guy was unlucky under a ladder
• We checked out a fun funeral
• Somebody was bad at karate in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel hit the streets in his Halloween costume
• And we asked you to help us catch a monster.

I'd make out with anyone who thinks I'm the hottest one at a party.

As the great and powerful Daniel Tosh once said, "There isn't a girl in here that wouldn't like to go home tonight with a blue ribbon on."

[via Failblog]

Hey, keep at it. Maybe someday you'll ravage a hot dog stand.

[via Unique Daily]

..But mostly because I had a giant shell on my back.

[via Kuvaton]

Please let this be the last thing I see before I die in a hurricane.

[via The Chive]

Because that last movie SUCKED.

[via The Chive]

Why buy a homeless guy a meal when your cat can have a degrading costume.

[via The Clearly Dope]

I don't mean to embarrass you, but… you've got some jeans on your ass.

[via Poorly Dressed]