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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Inappropriate Attire

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 23, 2012 at 4:00PM


You got a lot of balls coming here dressed like that.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Jeremy Sutton-Hibbert/Getty Images AsiaPac]

The New 'Spiderman' Preview Is Here!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 19, 2012 at 11:00AM

This is not it.

[via Rats Off!]

Purple Pandas Are Scary as Hell

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

You thought you got away with it, but kids talk, Purple Panda.

[via VVV]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Jewish Jester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 23, 2012 at 12:00PM

Clowning around in synagog is unacceptable, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby McGlinchey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Jewish Jester

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 19, 2012 at 4:00PM


He still blends in better than the Muslim guy.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Izismile]

It's Friday Afternoon and This Zebra Is Ready to Get Down!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

Without the zebra costume, you'd see what's really going on here: a guy trying to run away from another guy licking his ass.

Watch the full video here.

[via The Clearly Dope / video via Rhett & Link]

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Being a Flower Child Ain't So Great

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 17, 2011 at 10:00AM

"I'm going to keep watering you until you grow from a cry baby into a man."

[via Reddit]

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Well It's Too Late to Use a Condom Now

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 2, 2011 at 2:00PM

I'd like to see a white kid try to fit into his father's condom wrapper.

[via Izismile]

Dick In A Box

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 31, 2011 at 6:00PM

Men are horrible at following instructions.

[via imgur]

Very Lil' Wayne

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 31, 2011 at 5:00PM

Nicki's about a foot too short. But besides that, these costumes are 100% accurate.

[via Clearly Dope]

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