costumes

Had a blast at this year's My Nightmare Parade! Only peed my pants twice.

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Comes with the following pick-up line: "Girl, why wait 'til Thanksgiving when you can get some good stuffing right now?"

[Via Rats Off!]

Turns out Ned Flanders is basically Alex Trebek with a liver condition. "I might have jaundice? Okely dokely!"

[via Acid Cow]

"I want a wedding dress that's tasteful, yet exposes my penis."

[via It Makes No Sense]

Let us not forget how Elmo died for this department store's sins.

[via Happy Place]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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I realize you guys don't have a ton of free time with all your TV watching and blog reading.  So I don't blame you for stealing Halloween ideas from us.

But truth be told, I'm impressed.  Some of the stuff you sent us that was inspired by the blog is even better than what we originally posted.

For instance, on October 20th, we showed you The Human Centipede-o'-Lantern seen on the left above.  Compare that to the similar jack-o'-lantern on the right that someone sent us.  Pretty good, right?  Got staples and everything.  Very expressive faces.  Good work.

And on October 10th, we showed you a Human Centipede costume.  Then someone submitted this…

So much sexier than what we posted.  Great stuff.

Maybe work on getting some more definition in those thighs.  Otherwise, I'm sure he was the hit of his parents' Halloween party.

They actually keep their kid in that costume all year round.  It was the only way his wife could get him to remember to bring their son home from the bar.

TITTIES!

[via Izismile]

"God, this store is always out of my brand of salsa."

[via Izismile]