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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

[photo via Daily of the Day]

Part snatch, part couch. Ladies and gentlemen: the snouch.

[via Izismile]

And you wonder why I never have friends over.

[via Acid Cow]

It ain't Thanksgiving until a stream of urine shoots out of Uncle Carl's leotard.

[via It Makes No Sense]

Ever help a friend move all the way to heaven?

[via The Chive]

This move is called The Invisible Couch

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I feel like you didn't paint a clear enough picture. Give us more details?

He should wipe that frown off his face.. this is the most exciting thing that's happened at Grandma's since Papu died.

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"This blanket sucks." -Dog

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

But if someone else shows up, won't your couch get jealous?