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This is, however, her first white guy.

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You know what they say: the more they sag, the more fun you can have.

They don't really say that.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

What about the positive of you getting to bang your grandma's exes?

"Okay, now I want to join the New Zealand Police force." ? Young man Pedophile

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You may as well stop jumping into the background of your friends' pictures making crazy faces. Because you'll never out-photobomb a vengeful mountain lion.

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Last night I was driving home when I heard a commercial for what can only be described as THE BEST DATING SITE EVER. Forget Match.com. And who cares about BeautifulPeople.com?

There's a new site in town and it promises to "end the double standard". It's Cougar Life! A dating website for women looking to catch younger men.

"Cougars", women with plastic surgery and an inability to accept life's changes, are matched with "Cubs", Ashton Kutcher/you guys, in their area.

Women on this site "already possess many of the finer things in life ? but now want the young, hot guy to go with it."

What's that I hear? Is that the chance of a lifetime knocking at your door? Well, yes, I think it is. Get up and let it in!