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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 31, 2012 at 6:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

#10ThingsILike Learning to count at public school.

Pays the Bills

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 15, 2012 at 4:00PM

Hey look.  Your mom's counting out your allowance.

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As If You Needed Proof That Kids Are Dumb

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 29, 2011 at 1:00PM

We usually shy away from "science" videos on the blog, but one area of science I think we all can appreciate is the science of how little kids are stupid as shit.

Just so you know, most kids grow out of this cognitive stage by the age of 7…  The rest end up working on Wall Street.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Cow Counting

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 13, 2011 at 12:00PM

Checking your credit report in the South seems like a lot of bullshit.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After considering your likes and much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cow Counting

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2011 at 4:00PM

This is how they teach math in Wisconsin.

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