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I haven't seen this many bitches since the finale of The Hills.

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If you're like me — and I know a lot of you are, you unfunny jerks — you're constantly wondering which country has the highest percentage of perverts.  (My guess would be somewhere in Central America.)

Well, RJMetrics, "an on-demand database analytics and business intelligence startup" — I can hear the ladies clamoring — did an analysis of Chatroulette to determine exactly what countries had the highest percentage of CR pervs (as well as some additional less important information).

Of the countries they looked at, the United Kingdom had the most perverts.  Though the study could be skewed being that in the Netherlands stroking your dick in front of a webcam is considered "normal."

The country with the lowest percentage of perversion: The United States.  If that isn't a call to action to get your junk in front of a webcam, I don't know what is.  Let's get back to #1, people!  U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!

A couple more interesting stats for all you men out there: "You are more likely to encounter a webcam featuring no person at all than one featuring a solo female" and "You are twice as likely to encounter a sign requesting female nudity than you are to encounter actual female nudity."

I'm glad to see the people over at RJMetrics have their head in the right place.  The primary data they looked at while analyzing Chatroulette was whether or not they would see titties.

Why was I not surprised when I saw that this guy to the right is the CEO of RJMetrics?  Don't worry, RJ!  You'll score one of these days!  Maybe get out of your house for a change: Grab some beads and head down to Mardi Gras.

[via TechCrunch]

If you are easily amused by things like flags and pie charts, then this digital media art project will doubly amuse you.

Designer Shahee Ilyas did… um… this:

"Using a list of countries generated by The World Factbook database, flags of countries fetched from Wikipedia are analysed by a custom made python script to calculate the proportions of colours on each of them. That is then translated on to a piechart using another python script."

I'm not entirely sure what a "python script" is, or why this poor woman can't spell the word "color," but the end result is quite stunning: An aesthetically intriguing grid of pie charts representing "Flags By Colours."

It's the kind of project Einstein might have undertaken had he wanted his talents to go to waste.

Not sure which flag is ours?  Lucky for you, I added a box with an arrow and the words "UNITED STATES" pointing to the pie chart that represents the U.S. flag — thus blocking the less noteworthy pie charts of Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vietnam and Wallis & Futuna.

Seriously, suck it, Vanuatu.  I'm a New Caledonia guy myself.

[via Neatorama]