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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

How Old Do We Think He Is? 13? 35?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"Slate grey was the right choice, babygirl."

[via Acid Cow]

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These People Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 26, 2013 at 12:00PM

It's not what you think- he's just trying to burp her.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via LiveLeak]

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Whatcha Up To This Weekend?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 22, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Pretending that every guy who touches me is Ryan Gosling."

[via The Chive]

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The Year's Most Popular Post

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 6:00PM

If we've learned one thing from the 2012 Blog Awards, it's that you guys can't get enough bad tattoos. Y'all just love 'em!

The year's most popular post was this absolutely terrible Couple's Heart Tattoo, which proves that all you need to do to become internet famous is be young and in love. And really stupid.

Thanks to everyone who voted in this year's awards! I've had a great time working over the holidays.

See you all in 2013… The year I start working out and saving money! Hahahaha.

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The Year's Most Popular Video

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 10:00AM

Well there's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is, the actual winner of the year's most popular video, I Feel Dizzy, can no longer be embedded into blog posts. Boo!

The good news? The second place winner, The Meaning Of Miles Per Hour, was SO loved by all of you that we brought them on the show this year. Which means you can also watch the MPH Couple's Web Chat with Daniel!

Party time. Excellent.

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You Seem A Lot More Charismatic Lately

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 14, 2012 at 5:00PM

The best way to show you're happy for your friends while also sobbing from loneliness.

[via The Chive]

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What's In The Background?: Blog Edition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 17, 2012 at 11:00AM

A Jeep Wrangler.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Hey, Check Out This Big Ol' Elephant Penis

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

Who would it be less fun to have sex with? The elephant or that bitch in the car?

[via Reddit]

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Date Night

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 5, 2012 at 1:00PM

It was this or driving straight into the kitchen of a Marie Callendar's.

[via reddit]

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Congrats To The Happy Couple

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 29, 2012 at 10:00AM

I wonder what Mr. Black and Miss Panther Party have to say about this engagement.

[via IMNS]

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