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You don't wanna know where they put Abu.

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Can you believe this drink only costs 8 bucks and your dignity?

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As you can see, this is an exciting post. And because dressing alike is the scariest form of showing one's love for another, let's face our fears and dive right in. More peas in a pod.. after the jump!

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BRB, pitching Tosh.Oprah to the Comedy Central execs.

The Internet — Home to jealous single people since Al Gore invented it.

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When I asked you to pick up a 6 hour porno this is not what I had in mind.

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Next we watch my grandparents' sex tape.

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Happy Valentine's Day! May you find someone, or something, to make out with today.

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Woman: "I am going to hold my giant pregnant stomach and my boob. I'll be naked. You need to hold something round as well. And you should be dressed."

Man: "OK. What could I hold? We didn't bring anything with us. We just have the car. Oh! I know. I'll hold a tire."

Woman: "That would be beautiful."

Man: "I'll wear my white dress shirt."

Woman: "Great. What about our earrings?"

Man: "Let's wear the same ones."

Woman: "Perfect."

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