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Woman: "I am going to hold my giant pregnant stomach and my boob. I'll be naked. You need to hold something round as well. And you should be dressed."
Man: "OK. What could I hold? We didn't bring anything with us. We just have the car. Oh! I know. I'll hold a tire."
Woman: "That would be beautiful."
Man: "I'll wear my white dress shirt."
Woman: "Great. What about our earrings?"
Man: "Let's wear the same ones."
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