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"…And that's when I saw KStew cheating on RPattz."
"No further questions, Your Honor."

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's CeWEBrity Profile was The Illusion (above)
• We got to see some amazing girl stains
• A guy escaped custody in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel battled an anti-gay forest rap
• Everyone was uncomfortable during Todd Glass' Awful Prank Show
• And Daniel set the Twitter parody accounts straight.

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption!

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we give this "cock"-droppin' defendant a Web Redemption.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

To be fair, most craft books don't have a "So You're A Convict Now" section.

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Slow court day.

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It takes one glance at that short tie to know he's bad at lickin' b-hole.

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As reported by the Sun Sentinel:

"A man accused of drug trafficking showed up for court Friday in Fort Lauderdale sporting a jacket [seen above] that bore a cartoon-style recipe for cooking crack cocaine."

So his "I Don't Know How to Cook Crack" jacket may have been out for dry cleaning.  Whatever.

The Sentinel continues:

"Still, the jacket was open to interpretation ? at least to some. 'I took it as freedom of expression,' [the man's attorney Joshua] Rydell said. 'I didn't take it as a recipe to cook crack.'"

I hate to question an attorney, but I'm pretty sure it can be BOTH a freedom of expression AND a recipe to cook crack.  Because it's definitely a recipe to cook crack.  There's really no debate there.

Regardless, sounds like the state of Florida will be handling all his fashion decisions soon enough.

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According to The Hollywood Reporter, TNT has renewed Franklin and Bash for a second season!

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Now seems like a good time to revisit this 20 Seconds on the Clock.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

And in the case of Watching Tosh.0 v. United States, the winner is Brittney Morrison.

Well, technically, now she probably has a bench warrant, but she's a winner in my book!