cow

LOL, get it? I'm having sex with this cow! Now let's go arrest a woman for exposing an elbow.

[via Acid Cow]

Elephant in the room: there's a cow on my car.

[via Acid Cow]

They rehearse eight hours a day.

[via Jest]

Well there must be some other 5'5" black man in a cow suit 'cause I didn't do shit!

[via The Chive]

Because when you're in the middle of a hard workout, nothing's more refreshing than milk.

[via It Makes No Sense]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I know what you're thinking, and you're right…

Getting to bring home all the leftover cow dong is an added perk of being a Tosh.0 writer.

If you want to follow Joe on Twitter, his handle is @joeborden.

And then tune in tonight for more cow penis!

Checking your credit report in the South seems like a lot of bullshit.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After considering your likes and much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

This is how they teach math in Wisconsin.

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We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Dawn.

"Run! I've seen what the farmer has done to the sheep!"

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

Yes, he tested positive for mushrooms, but lucky for him,
it's not on the banned substances list.