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Dapper Ding Dong

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | February 9, 2010 at 6:00PM

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It's clothes for weiners.

Listen — and this is for all men out there — if any woman goes home with you, and you take off your pants to reveal genitalia that's been dressed up like a Barbie doll, we're out. No if, ands, or buts. Or peens.

The only place someone can sell dick outfits is online, because WHO BUYS A $45 OUTFIT FOR THEIR JUNK?

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That's all I'm going to say about this. Carry on.

[via Dapper Dicks]

My Two Dads and Possum!

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | July 8, 2009 at 6:00PM

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The great thing about being online is you get to see pictures of families who pose with their dinner and probably won't own a computer for generations and generations to come.  

Interestingly enough, I think PETA, the gay marriage rights people and the KKK are all using this photo for promotional purposes.

[via Awkward Family Photos]

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