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Must Be Hump Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 30, 2013 at 5:00PM

Elephant in the room: there's a cow on my car.

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 21, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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Cows Are Sort of Like Boats, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 28, 2012 at 2:00PM

I wanna go THERE for summer camp.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Cow Counting

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 13, 2011 at 12:00PM

Checking your credit report in the South seems like a lot of bullshit.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After considering your likes and much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cow Counting

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2011 at 4:00PM

This is how they teach math in Wisconsin.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Important Caption Challenge notice: You've probably seen you are now able to "like" comments on the Tosh.0 blog.  Help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are the best. We won't automatically go with the top comment, but we'll take your likes into consideration.

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 10, 2010 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Jazz Cows

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 28, 2010 at 12:00PM

We received over 1,000 comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Zachary.

It was a serenade for Bessie, until her friends
showed up and talked her out of dating a musician.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Jazz Cows

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 24, 2010 at 4:00PM

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

If you play enough Kenny G, the cows just tip themselves.

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Tastes Just Like Chicken

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | June 30, 2009 at 3:00PM

If anything is an arugment for vegetarianism, this video is it. Cows aren't carnivores!  

People should watch this video preparing for the biggest mad cow disease/bird flu/swine flu scare of all time.  I threw swine flu in there just because it's going to be the biggest pandemic of our time, so we shouldn't forget any of the weird animal diseases.  That cow ate a chicken!

And if this doesn't make the world news, at least Tosh.0 tried to save your life.

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