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10 Valentine's Gift Ideas

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's Valentine's Day! That extra-special holiday when you really take the time to consider the one you love… while hastily buying roses from that guy with the limp who sets up on the shoulder of a highway off-ramp.

But if you really want to impress your lover this year, a truly unique gift is in order. For example, why not spice things up in the ol' boudoir by branding your Valentine's supple behind with a scorching hot poker? Sexy, right?

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Itchy Beach

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 6:00PM

"Yes, I'd like a 50-gallon drum of your finest pube shampoo."

[via Izismile]

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TGIF

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 14, 2012 at 5:00PM

Have a great weekend, and make sure not to get a case of this lady.

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All I Want Is A Pepsi

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2012 at 12:00PM

Japan sells crabs in vending machines too- they just come with the underwear.

[via Barstool]

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Crab with Benefits – There Are No Stupid Questions?

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | July 28, 2009 at 4:00PM

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What is the benefit of a crab?

What is the benefit of a crab? Leave you answers in the comments below.