Tosh.0 Blog

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

Wait I'm confused, how can he hold the office of Mayor of Toronto when he's already the Lord Chancellor of Fucking Party Town?

[via NY Times]

Someone Is Ready For Fall Weather

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 7, 2013 at 4:00PM

Fun Fact: David Beckham also wears a knit cap during the summer.

[via Ratchet Mess]

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The Customer Is Always Right (And Twitchy)

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

It's times like these when you need cheap, affordable crack to take your mind off your crushing debt. And all the spiders crawling under your skin.

[via Break]

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cost

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customer

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economy

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Suns Out, Buns Out

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

I applaud his effort to get a free cookie.

[via Izismile]

The Best Way To Videobomb? With Crack.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 30, 2013 at 4:00PM

If anyone's on drugs, it's whoever decided to put that much shit on one TV screen.

[via Barstool]

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LOL

mayor

Rob Ford

toronto

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