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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Man Accused of Drug Trafficking Wears 'Crack Jacket' to Court

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 11, 2012 at 1:00PM

As reported by the Sun Sentinel:

"A man accused of drug trafficking showed up for court Friday in Fort Lauderdale sporting a jacket [seen above] that bore a cartoon-style recipe for cooking crack cocaine."

So his "I Don't Know How to Cook Crack" jacket may have been out for dry cleaning.  Whatever.

The Sentinel continues:

"Still, the jacket was open to interpretation ? at least to some. 'I took it as freedom of expression,' [the man's attorney Joshua] Rydell said. 'I didn't take it as a recipe to cook crack.'"

I hate to question an attorney, but I'm pretty sure it can be BOTH a freedom of expression AND a recipe to cook crack.  Because it's definitely a recipe to cook crack.  There's really no debate there.

Regardless, sounds like the state of Florida will be handling all his fashion decisions soon enough.

[via BuzzFeed]

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