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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via The Chive]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Barstool]

You've Done It Again, Craigslist

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I don't care how long you're standing outside your apartment but if you've exposed the inside of my avocado to air- TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE."

I mean, that's what I assume he wrote back.

[via Reddit]

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I Wonder How People Are Keeping Busy During The Hurricane

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 30, 2012 at 6:00PM

Normally I don't solicit strangers for sex, but this is an emergency.

[via Fart Daughter]

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I've Got A Business Opportunity For You Ladies

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 27, 2012 at 4:00PM

Not that far off from things I've been paid to do here before.

[via HappyPlace]

Ok, Yeah, Good Luck With That

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 4, 2012 at 3:00PM

Also, straight dudes who have never masturbated to Mila Kunis. Looking for them as well.

[via Videogum]

Baby Clothes for Sale

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 12, 2012 at 4:00PM

"Had the abortion after all.  After all this shopping I did!  Ahhahahahahaha!  But seriously, I don't need these fucking clothes anymore."

[via Pleated Jeans]

Keep an Eye on What Your Dogs Are Doing Behind Your Back

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 20, 2011 at 4:00PM

I'd be totally into her but I don't like dogs.

[via I Am Bored]

A Very Legitimate Deal From Craigslist London

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 11, 2011 at 11:00AM

Respond with the password "LOOTER4LIFE" and save an additional 10%.
Must provide proof of not being a police officer upon purchase.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Guys Who Can't Get Laid Have the Best Couches

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 25, 2011 at 4:00PM

P.S. THOUGH I SHOULD MENTION THERE'S BEEN TONS OF MASTURBATION ON THIS COUCH. I GOTTA GET MY ROCKS OFF SOMEHOW. AM I RIGHT?!

[via Someecards]

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