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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

[photo via Barstool]

"I don't care how long you're standing outside your apartment but if you've exposed the inside of my avocado to air- TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE."

I mean, that's what I assume he wrote back.

[via Reddit]

Normally I don't solicit strangers for sex, but this is an emergency.

[via Fart Daughter]

Not that far off from things I've been paid to do here before.

[via HappyPlace]

Also, straight dudes who have never masturbated to Mila Kunis. Looking for them as well.

[via Videogum]

"Had the abortion after all.  After all this shopping I did!  Ahhahahahahaha!  But seriously, I don't need these fucking clothes anymore."

[via Pleated Jeans]

I'd be totally into her but I don't like dogs.

[via I Am Bored]

Respond with the password "LOOTER4LIFE" and save an additional 10%.
Must provide proof of not being a police officer upon purchase.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

P.S. THOUGH I SHOULD MENTION THERE'S BEEN TONS OF MASTURBATION ON THIS COUCH. I GOTTA GET MY ROCKS OFF SOMEHOW. AM I RIGHT?!

[via Someecards]

It just wouldn't be Craigslist if genitals weren't involved somehow.

Turns out this is actually kind of a "thing."  There's even a name for it: " reflectoporn."

So either I am incredibly out-of-touch or YOU'RE WELCOME.

Needless to say, I immediately Googled "reflectoporn."

You can see my favorite find after the jump… [kind of NSFW]

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