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Philadelphia's CBS3 reported today that "Craigslist Robberies [are] On The Rise In Philly" after three victims recently reported the crimes.

The police advise that buyers use caution, especially when choosing where to finalize transactions.  Beware of sellers looking to meet at any of these locations:

• The seller's own home or car (Always choose a neutral location in a public place)
• Any neighborhood you are unfamiliar with
• The alley behind the CVS on N. Broad Street, aka "Rape Alley"
• The old abandoned Bradlees department store
• Camden, New Jersey
• Anywhere within a few feet of a gun store
• Old Man Withers' haunted amusement park
• Drexel University
• Anywhere in Manayunk (It's not unsafe, you just don't want to go there — trust me)

Happy shopping!

According to the internet news, people with Michael Jackson memorial tickets on sites like Craigslist and eBay were getting booted for trying to sell them for prices upwards of $10,000.  

$10,000.  That amount of money could do for a lot for me- let alone children in need. 

…but we all know MJ did a lot for the children.

Jesus juice, am I right?

(Click on image to read actual ad)

I took this job.

I smacked the father across the face, took the dog and sent both his kids to a foster home.

This guy is not fit to be a dog owner or a father.

I didn't get my $500 but I felt a lot better about humanity.

Remember the first sweet ride I've found online?  Well, because of the ease and convenience of online shopping, I did it again.  Dream car found.

This guy didn't list a price on this awesome pimp mobile, but I'm assuming it's free, as I'm 99% sure there is a custom cardboard engine hiding underneath that bad ass '89 Camry hood.  

I'm going to make an offer.

[via Reddit]

We don't recommend screwing with people on Craigslist.  It's against the law… or against decent morality… or Craig will spam your inbox.  I don't know.  Whatever.

However, if you are going to screw with people on Craigslist, screw with the stoners as they are physiologically proven to get more confused, as proven by this chain of back and forth emails reprinted for your amusement on DontEvenReply.com.

[via Reddit]

$$$$$ I BUY MEDIOCRE VIDEO PARODIES $$$$$$

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CALL ME IF YOU WOULD PARODY PSYCHEDELIC ROCK AND MAKE OVERUSED CRAIGSLIST JOKES

WE DONT CARE IF YOUR OTHER VIDEOS ARE FUNNIER

CAN BE VIDEO OF ONLY STOCK FOOTAGE

CALL US ANY TIME OF DAY, EVERY VIDEO WILL GET AN OFFER

LED ZEPPELIN, GRATEFUL DEAD,THE DOORS, EAGLES

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• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2346643

Ah, Craigslist.  Good for so many things.

Here's a new one: Venting anger towards a drunken stranger.

Our knowledge of netiquette is slightly better than our knowledge of how to act IRL, but we're pretty sure that if someone vomits all over you at a professional sporting event, you can take it out on him right then and there.

Save your internet usage for selling your vomit laden jersey on eBay as "slightly used."

[via Reddit]

Some one posted this ad looking for a "Wingwoman" on Craigslist.

We all know there’s a risk of getting murdered on Craigslist, but why not risk it for a chance to help a douchebag get a date?

Plus, who needs this job when you can just get married? Am I right or am I right!?

[via Defamer]