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I feel like my morning commute keeps getting worse and worse.

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Can you believe we're already six episodes through Season 3?

It seems like just yesterday we were eagerly awaiting the season premiere featuring the Video Breakdown with the guy who smashes his scooter through the doors of an elevator.

I rewatched this clip to try and figure out what makes it so great.  I think it's the part where he smashes his scooter through the doors of an elevator.

Leave your suggestions for a favorite video in the comments!

In tonight's episode, Daniel found the perfect employee for his smoothie shop.

But that's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption was aspiring actor Brian Atene
• This week's Video Breakdown featured an awkward naked celebration
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for a woman who loved swinging her baby
• Daniel set out to prove that not all homeless guys have golden voices
• And we reached out to our black fans on Twitter
• Want to submit your own video? Do it here!

Finally, you can check out every single raw clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clip guide.

Why am I not surprised that the guy driving this car doesn't have the best sex life?

[via EPICponyz]

When an elevator door closes, an opportunity to be on Tosh.0 opens.

Filmed yesterday after the giant NYC blizzard.

We have a saying in Brooklyn: "Why actually go help when you can just be snarky aloud while recording from a safe distance?"

We received over fifteen hundred comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Edgar Santiago.

"Damn you Rosseta Stone!"

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

Want a sneak peak at next week's Caption Challenge?

Take a photo of the barcode to the right using the Google Goggles app on your smartphone to preview next week's image and leave your caption in the comments of this post.

We'll use our favorite caption from the preview period when we launch the new challenge on Monday.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back next Monday when we'll post our favorite!

"What happened? I did exactly what the sign said!"

Unfortunately, no one took advantage of our preview period over the weekend allowing early access to this week's image and a chance to write the initial caption.

Just to clarify, Caption Challenge is not changing!  Using Google Goggles to read the 2d barcode on Friday only gives you early access to the image!  You don't need a smartphone to participate, but if you have one, why not use it this Friday to get a sneak peak?

Happy Halloween!

From your friends over at Caucasian Garbage!

I can't believe they ruined a perfectly good pumpkin.

[via CollegeHumor]

Yesterday, I wrote a post about how Tosh.0 viewers crashed the website CelebrityNetworth.com after our Wednesday episode caused people to flood their site.

In that post, I insinuated that many of you did not know how to use computers and explicitly stated that most of you are on Quaaludes.

Not long after, the post received a comment from one "giantballs."

As giantballs pointed out, the reason he Googled the term "celebrity networth" was exactly because the site had crashed, causing him to think the URL he was using was wrong.

This explanation is perfectly logical and I must admit I feel somewhat silly for not figuring that out myself.

So, for the record, I would like to retract the statements in question from my previous post and I would like to extend my gratitude to giantballs.  Thank you, giantballs, for taking the time to point out my mistake.

I really appreciate giantballs.