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Hey, how's your Doritos Locos Taco? (Pussy.)

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Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

He's done so much with his life! The Forrest Gump of hamsters.

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He's also one of those assholes who shows off at the roller rink.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

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Oh, I'm not laughing about your foot. I was just remembering last night's episode of "According To Jim." Eeheehee! Eeheehee!

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Is it me or are some people SUPER intense about their cats?

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If there's two things ladies love, it's Carly Rae Jepsen and thigh hair.

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Apparently when you get 15 Tattoos of Miley Cyrus, that makes you the year's saddest person. It also makes you Liam Hemsworth's #1 least favorite person, so congrats on winning two titles today, buddy.

Here's to hoping he still likes her now that she's cut off all her hair.

To Do List:
1) Get Taco.
2) Notify Government.

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If you're nice he'll bring you presents. If you're naughty he'll eat your moms face off.

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