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Now That's My Kinda Bloody Mary

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2014 at 10:00AM

"And then I'll do the mozzarella sticks to start, and a philly cheesesteak, please."

[via JustPost]

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WoW

Say CHEEEEEEEESE!!!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2014 at 11:00AM

"It was when I saw your mother dance that I knew I had to spend my life with her. No, like literally she said I had to or she'd suck out my soul."

[via The Chive]

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Tyke Tyson

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

As soon as daddy finished painting this on her face she immediately threatened to eat Lennox Lewis' children.

[via Daily Garlic]

He Explodes, Right? 

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 22, 2014 at 8:00PM

Fitness Tip: Making up for eight months of missed leg days in one single rep is not a great idea.

[via Fotozup]

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gym

leg day

leg press

lifting

pump

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Fresh Coat

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

"See, I use the ring finger to open wine bottles. And the rest? Well, those are for killing."

[via No Way Girl]

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corkscrew

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manicure

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