Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 17, 2010 at 4:00PM
This notable furry, Gary Matthews, has been making headlines all across the web after legally trying to change his name in court to "Boomer the Dog."
Gary, I hate to tell you this now, but just because your parents made you eat dog food growing up doesn't make you a dog. Your dad was just an asshole.
Things get really interesting around the 53 second mark when the reporter refers to him as an "unemployed computer technician." Really? Unemployed?? Really? Computer technician?? I don't believe any of that. Primarily because I find it hard to believe he's ever had a job as a computer technician in the past. That would be like me waltzing around telling reporters I am an "unemployed movie star."
Well, apparently, Gary's request for a name change has been denied. But my advice to Boomer is to start thinking bigger. Stop trying to use the courts to change your name and start thinking lawsuits! Check the paint in your house for lead! Test the local water for contamination! Sue your babysitter for tying you up with that dog collar!
Come on… Someone had to have done something to you…
Man. You know your celebrity status has reached some sort of monumental peak when you can't escape your fans, even on a segway.
Those things go, what? Like 12.5 miles per hour? And the wailing preteens are still closing in on him.
Why are they all running and yelling like they're going to attack? Is Bieber Fever that bad? Or are these Mitch Hedberg fans still fuming over the incident in March?
I know I still haven't recovered from that heinous crime against humanity.
The video above is called "30 seconds push-ups102-guinness world records-." Uh, what??? It's basically a guy doing 102 push-ups in 30 seconds. Even if that was the title, it wouldn't do this video justice.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
Based on your votes, the winner of last week's Rename This Video by a solid 10% margin was Jacob McCaw with his title "Tonight's gonna be a good night, but tomorrow's gonna be a bitch." Congratulations, Jacob! You've cracked the comedy code that swearing will take you far! Just ask Bob Saget!
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