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You Wanna Suck?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

I'm not pro-vegan, but now I'm definitely anti-cow.

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Close Your Eyes And Think Of Me

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

The "As Seen On TV" here actually refers to that guy's appearance on Dateline: To Catch A Predator.

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I Think This Pretty Much Sums Up Catholicism

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

jesuslovesyou

Johnny, show me on the crucifix where he touched you.

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Sorry Ladies, This Guy Exists

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 5:00PM

Challenge: watch entire video WITHOUT macing your screen.

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Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

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