creep

Johnny, show me on the crucifix where he touched you.

[via Izismile]

Challenge: watch entire video WITHOUT macing your screen.

[via DoucheChillz]

"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

[via Acid Cow]

…but this is downright CREEPY.

[via Izismile]

I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.

[via DoucheChillz]

I am a man, and men harass their daughter's friends on Facebook.

[via I Am Bored]

It's quite possible that this man drives an ice cream truck for money and/or fun. If so, yay! Wishes are coming true!

But DO NOT let him get at those boobs for anything less than a vanilla caramel drumstick.

[via TBT]

At the time of writing, the creepy red-haired kid with big teeth seen above (who goes by the user name TheRapperWhoEats) has uploaded 461 videos to YouTube — the vast majority of which are well under a minute long (usually under 10 seconds) – and his account is only five months old.

But even more frightening is that 446 of those videos have been made within the last month.  That's when this weirdo really hit his stride.  Apparently, he finds videos that are popular on YouTube, titles his posts "RE: [Insert That Video's Name Here]," and then just stares at his webcam and makes annoying noises.  (See an example above.)

And, since society is screwed up, this practice has earned him over 60,000 channel views.

What is his problem?  Why does he do this?  What exactly are his intentions?

I'm no psychologist, but I think it's because he's a jerk.

Oh, and his parents don't love him enough.  Almost forgot about that one.