Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The Dancing Queen. Every second is magic. (above)
- A fratty belly flop. Shout out to Shaggy!
- Scary clowns doing scary things being fucking scary.
- A great knockout. He's down like your mom's pants.
- Keg unloading. Do not use caution.
- The Flintstone's in Russia. PS: Russia looks like the worst place ever.
- 33 unusual college majors. Cannabis cultivation? My GPA's a 4.20.
- Hot girls in sports bras because boobs.
- Vaginal dye and it's awesome reviews. WAIT IT GETS GREY?!
- And an Asian ass creeper. Is that my dick on your ass, or are you just trying to move away from me?
[video via Buzzfeed]