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Even the inventor of sleeveless tuxes is embarrassed by this video.

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We didn't really mean it when we said "…if you love it so much, then why don't you marry it."

Marrying your cat?

You don't have to speak English, bro — I fully understand what you're saying. Something about a vow to be nuts, creepy, and lonely forever? Sounds about right.

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If you're in the market for true to life voodoo dolls, stealing other's identities, or just being a plain weirdo, That's My Face is the site for you. You upload one or two pictures to the site and it makes face masks — among other fun things — that look just like you.

…or that person you're stalking.

But seriously, if they were smart, they'd make sure to record the names of the people ordering from here. Might make things easier to figure out down the line. Catch my drift? Because if I got one of these things for Christmas, I'd call the police. Hear what I'm saying?

IF YOU WANT A FACE MASK OF YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE YOU'RE PROBABLY A PSYCHOPATH.
There, I said it.

Man, these things give me the heebie jeebies.

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