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There Is ONE Upside To Shopping

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 12:00PM

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"That's right, son. Very gentle." -His dad, who is taking this photo.

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I Think This Pretty Much Sums Up Catholicism

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Johnny, show me on the crucifix where he touched you.

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Sorry Ladies, This Guy Exists

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 5:00PM

Challenge: watch entire video WITHOUT macing your screen.

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Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

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"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

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Good News If You Like Antiques And/Or You're A Pedophile

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 3:00PM

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If this was created 40 years ago, that makes it okay to masturbate to now, right?

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How Long 'Til They Realize I Don't Belong Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

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That's our landlord and yes he just came.

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Here's Your Massage Therapist Mugshot Of The Day

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 11:00AM

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Some say his hair's half empty. I say it's half full.

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If Your Name Is Stephanie, I Recommend Changing It

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.

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Shhh Katy, You're With Santa Now

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 17, 2012 at 11:00AM

Honey, wait a minute, this isn't a shopping mall. It's a nursing home!

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Yes, Yes, By The Pond Will Be PERFECT

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 11, 2012 at 6:00PM

I am a man, and men harass their daughter's friends on Facebook.

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