Whaaat is this? A baby doll with a robotic penis that pees in your face when you tickle him? Obvi.
In case you were too distracted by the ad itself to notice the price, the doll costs £44.95 which is about $70. That's right, people. For just $70 you AND your daughter can enjoy his "little willy".
This makes Toys-R-Us' Laser Boresight seem like a completely reasonable toy. Guns are a safe bet, in comparison.