creepy

"Ha.  You think we're lucky we're alive?  Let's just say you should be thankful we didn't realize our state had banned late-term abortions."

[via Happy Place]

I'd rather not pay for a cab when that Legit Van Full Of Candy in front of you is offering rides for free.

[via izismile]

Yes, this is a Fleshlight-holding iPad case.  And no, sorry, it isn't a real thing.  According to the article, it's just a "concept mockup."

I guess the guy who came up with the concept hasn't gone through with getting it made.  He's probably busy with other things.  I WONDER WHAT THOSE OTHER THINGS COULD BE??

[via Geekosystem]

That thing is definitely going to kill us all one day. But on the plus side, it's very quiet when it cries.

[via The DW]

Taking stuffed animals on a date is a great way to stay a virgin whether you want to or not.

But it's especially effective if your stuffed animals sound like they drive a windowless van.

[via BuzzFeed]

Hi Briona. This guy loves you so much. So much, baby girl. He loves you so much. It's creepy. He's creepy. He's creepier than your neighbor that tries to come talk to you every time you sunbathe in the front yard. The one that brought you a fruit cake that time. He's creepier than that. He might kill you. You might die. You might die like Sean Bean in every movie or TV show he's ever been in.

Home Depot.

[via Videogum]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

The ones that you will definitely avoid now at all costs.

[via CherryPlucker]

This tattoo is great for a lot of reasons. First of all, this is a sentence: Ashton Kutcher i love you, love is forever fan love you. Awesome combination of words!

Also, Ashton Kutcher is newly single. And we all know he goes for part-time models but maybe he also goes for full-time weirdos. Hopefully!

One time I was an extra on Two and a Half Men way before Ashton Kutcher was a part of the cast so basically I know him and I'll ask.

[via Videogum]

"Hopefully, if we shove the creepy old man in that magic hat, we can make him disappear."

[via I Am Bored]