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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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Man, remember when you were six and you did that French Vogue spread where you seductively sprawled out on a tiger rug?

No. You don't remember it. Because that would be fucking weird if you did that.

You played Mario Kart and ate Pepperoni Hot Pockets like a normal child. And every Saturday night you burned off one of your dolls' hair as a sacrif…wait, what? Er..that didn't happen.

Anyway! These pictures are weird.

[via Gawker]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

Until now, everything I knew about hand models I learned from "Zoolander". They're fucking weird and they keep their hands in protective cases.

Yep. Still accurate.

[via Gawker]

You're Kevin Bacon.

There is a game called The [Your First Name, Your Last Name] Game. It ranks somewhere in between roadhead and arguing as every couple's favorite way to pass time on road trips.

When you're that popular, it's hard not to be in love with yourself.

Therefore, it makes perfect sense that Kevin Bacon's biggest fan would be Kevin Bacon. Real cute, Kevin Bacon.

But how are we supposed to play the game if you're in a commercial with yourself?!

[via BWE]

Christmas isn't the only thing that's just around the corner.

[via Failblog]

Because this girl's obsession does! It also makes her creepily sway back and forth in a wedding dress.

Anita, Twilight's self-proclaimed biggest fan, would literally take a bullet for any member of the cast.

Really, Anita? Any member?! What about Sean McGrath? He played Frat Boy #4 in "New Moon". Would you take a bullet for him?

Actually, I don't want to know the answer to that.

Oh, God. Just please stop swaying.

[via ONTD]

John Westwood, a 45-year-old New York bookkeeper, is offering oral sex to any qualifying woman. And he's so serious about it, he left a few handwritten notecards in women's magazines with his phone number on the back.

In case you're interested, that number is (718) 446-0424.

Westwood promised Gawker there is "nothing freaky-looking" about him.

Phew. That was my main concern.

This stranger wants to give me and every other woman aged 18 to 59 powerful orgasms? Fine. But what does he look like?

The shnoz berries taste like Rohypnol.

[via CH]

When I was in 3rd grade I went to the zoo and watched a koala give birth. For the past two decades, that has held the title as "The Most Disturbing Thing I've Ever Seen".

Not anymore.

[via CH]