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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

I Love My Child As If It Were A Hamster

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

Just make sure Richard Gere doesn't try and shove your baby up his ass.

[via Fail Blog]

Hang Your Swords Wisely

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 21, 2011 at 1:00PM

"Well, that was an unfortunate accident.  But on a lighter note, who wants baby kebabs!!"

[via The Clearly Dope]

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