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No One Cries In Obama's Arms

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 21, 2011 at 2:00PM

Hush little baby, don't say a word, Obama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

[via The DW]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 3, 2010 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Kid Lights His Nose And Cries" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 30, 2010 at 6:00PM

Do you want to do some "hardcore stuff"?  This kid did and he paid the price… assuming this video is real… which we kind of doubt it is.  One thing we do know for sure though, "Kid Lights His Nose And Cries" is definitely not the funniest title for this vid.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Last week's Rename This Video was canceled due to a medical problem with my balls.  I assure you it will never flare up again.

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