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My First Crime Scene

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

"With the other two out of the picture, there's no way mommy and daddy can say we can't afford Disney Land now."

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Seems Legit

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 20, 2014 at 9:00PM

Annnnd he just realized he was going to jail with the alias "Holden Butts."

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Damnnn Barbara

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 16, 2014 at 10:00PM

Well Barbara I think you've summed up why your grandchildren never visit.

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Helen Isn't Getting Any NYE Invites

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 6:00PM

Thanks, Helen. Now they're going to tell me I can't take my ceramic squirrels on airplanes, anymore.

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Scoring Free Gas Looks Tough

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 13, 2013 at 9:00PM

Maybe he just realized what his girl looked like in a two piece.

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