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I Assume This Is Night Court

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 26, 2013 at 1:00PM

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"…And that's when I saw KStew cheating on RPattz."
"No further questions, Your Honor."

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Hey Crime, Go F*ck Yourself

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 17, 2013 at 3:00PM

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"Now is someone gonna put donuts around these babies or what!?"

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#news

So? They're Both Bad For Your Teeth

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 5:00PM

More like "Pancaking Bad," am I right? Woooo, I think I just won blogging!

[via EatLiver]

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Uh, Can't You Read, Officer?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

Shoulda gone with your "Arrest Me If You Have A Tiny Weener" t-shirt.

[via Happy Place]

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At Least It Was A Worthwhile Cause

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 17, 2013 at 11:00AM

Today's lesson? Cops. Hate. Wedgies.

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This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 14, 2012 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

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cliff

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cookies

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crime

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diving

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dropping off kids

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ferrari

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ferrarigasm

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girl scout thieves

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gunfire

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japan

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japanese girls

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knock out

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love

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machine gun

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money

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mud

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naked scuba

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orgasm

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scary

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school

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search history

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soccer throw-in

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spanish girl

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taunting

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tough guy

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war

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Tuesday's Web Redemption: Girl Scout Thieves

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 9, 2012 at 6:00PM

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, this enterprising young lady gets a Web Redemption.

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Web Redemptions

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You Know Why I'm Giving You This Ticket, Don't You?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 26, 2012 at 3:00PM

Because that last movie SUCKED.

[via The Chive]

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Next Time Be More Careful With Your Sidewalk, Lady

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 11, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Do you believe I don't exist now?"-God

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#videos

This Time You Forked With The Wrong Woman

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 21, 2012 at 10:00AM

Tyler Perry's "Madea Goes To Jail For Stabbing A Guy In The Neck With A BBQ Fork."

[via I-Am-Bored]

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