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Last Halloween We Went As 'America'

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 9, 2013 at 1:00PM

I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.

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Somehow Not 'The Onion'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

Attention, criminals on the run! If you are offered a role in a romantic comedy that you did not audition for, it might just be a ploy to get you out of hiding. The more you know.

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You Look Like A Criminal

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 23, 2012 at 6:00PM

At least now you know your stoner neighbor wasn't lying when he claimed to be a "print model".

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If You're Going To Steal Gas From A Police Car, Don't Post The Evidence On Facebook

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 19, 2012 at 10:00AM

Twenty-year-old Michael Baker of Kentucky was charged last month with stealing gasoline from a police cruiser after he posted a photo of the theft on his Facebook page.

No word yet on whether the fashion police made an arrest for the sideways hat.

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A Harsh Sentence

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 16, 2012 at 2:00PM

There are only so many Cheddar Bay Biscuits one sane man can handle.

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