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I'm guessing he had an unregistered Supersoaker.

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Attention, criminals on the run! If you are offered a role in a romantic comedy that you did not audition for, it might just be a ploy to get you out of hiding. The more you know.

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At least now you know your stoner neighbor wasn't lying when he claimed to be a "print model".

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Twenty-year-old Michael Baker of Kentucky was charged last month with stealing gasoline from a police cruiser after he posted a photo of the theft on his Facebook page.

No word yet on whether the fashion police made an arrest for the sideways hat.

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There are only so many Cheddar Bay Biscuits one sane man can handle.

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And its name is Brendon Chaney.

First it's just pinecones. But then one day he's skipping rocks across a pond and from there, REALLY, WHEN DOES THE MADNESS END?!?

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