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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Amanda Bynes got arrested for throwing a bong out her window. Also, looks like a crackhead. 
• A kid was KO'd by a Disney dancer. Just another day at the happiest place on earth.
• Rappers doing amazing things, like making nachos.
• Seth Rogan shows us how to roll a cross joint. Psh as if I don't already know.
• Chicks without bras on! Somebody turn up the AC.
• RentAGrandma is a site where you can rent a grandma.
• This girl is really good at the guitar and should probably drop out of school to be a rockstar.
• Creative ways to open a beer compilation. Bottle openers are efficient but BORING.
• Speaking of beer, Hanson launched a beer called MmmHops. Title perfection.
• A mom called the cops on her son because he stole her Poptarts. They're a hot commodity, if you toast them.
• How to travel is basically how to get away with shit at hotels.
• And here's Rihanna's ass in some kind of denim thong because why the hell not.

[photo via NY Daily News]

Yes Jesus is Asian, and yes he always uses crosswalks.

[via Kotaku]

This is why you shouldn't let Roman kids borrow your Lego Jesus.

[via IAB]

Last Friday, we showed you "Sloth Crossing Street" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Sloth Crossing Street."  Eight years ago this would have made for a solid Anna Nicole Smith joke.  Can you believe it's been 8 years since her reality show?  Christ.  Anyway, pick a new celebrity to make fun of.  Or be more creative.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Michael Paul who edged out his closest competition by a nose.  (Here a "nose" being 71 votes.)  His winning title was "And yet he can't solve the mystery of the bra," humorously implying that this young Rubik's Cube stud can't get laid.  But what you didn't consider is that he could be gay.  Then he wouldn't need to understand a bra to get laid.  Did you consider that?!?  Congratulations on winning the vote anyway though, Michael!

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Chris.

I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared. She said,
"You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

"Sorry, ladies.  I was told those eggs were for eating.
I never thought they'd all hatch!"