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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The Will and Kate FaceSwap that conquers all other Will and Kate FaceSwaps.
• Here's Miley Cyrus twerking on stage with Juicy J. Liam must be thrilled.
• A crow that thinks he's a rooster. Stupid crow! You're a crow!
• Boob stress balls are definitely appropriate for work.
• The German Snuff Championships yield some of the silliest tobacco-in-nose photos ever.
• Breast milk flavored lollipops better be just for babies.
• A bear trying to drive a truck. Haven't you been to a circus? They can do stuff like that.
• Hot girls' titties! It's like a boob Christmas in the links today.
• A man broke into someone's home and demanded $3. He obviously REALLY wanted to buy a Vitamin Water.
• 10 unfortunate spelling mistaykes. See what I did there?
• A classic rope swing fail. Chick just face plants the shit out of that ground.
• And a baby thinks his dad's mole is a nipple. Because ew.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

The race to turtle heaven. Which I assume is filled with pizza and girls that look like April O'Neil.

[thanks Alaina]

I?ve heard a thing or two about crows being relatively smart. There?s a whole TED videoabout how someone trained them to search the city for spare change on the ground.

But most people think that crows are stupid. They?re at the bottom of the food chain ?- rummaging through garbage and scavenging for dead carcasses. So, it?s kind of ironic that of all animals, they?d be among the few skilled enough to speak. It would be kind of like if crazy people on the street could communicate better than regular humans.

Maybe bums aren't as crazy as we think. Next time a homeless person explains that a talking crow stole all his change, I?ll think twice.

If you think the vid is a fake, check out more Julian after the jump…

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