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Yesterday's Tweet and Greet got a little out of hand when Daniel decided it was time to leave. He made a 100 yard dash to his getaway car and luckily the local news was there to catch it on camera.
I could watch Chris Williams stand in front of a "green wall" with footage of Daniel sprinting behind him all day.
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Seven people were injured yesterday when a wild race horse strayed off the track at the†Grand Annual Steeplechase and leapt into the crowd.
Two people remain in the hospital.†Most seriously injured was an 82 year-old woman who had a suspected broken shoulder.
Sure, the spectators got a little scare but you have to hand it to the horse for disproving every teacher you've ever had.
When you cheat, you're not only hurting yourself.
Going strong on Break right now, the above video entitled "Crowd Surfing Jump Doesn't End Well."
Calling the move seen above "crowd surfing" is a bit of a gift.† Surfers usually don't plunge ass first into the water from 25 feet above the ocean.† Surfing involves a certain level of coordination and grace.
The lesson to be learned here: To crowd surf, you need more than an ample density of human bodies.† You also must approach the crowd at a rate of speed that will allow them to catch you.
An analogy: It's easy to hold a bullet in your hand, unless, of course, that bullet has just been fired out of a shotgun.
So as you can see, crowd surfing is simple math: If you weigh 180 pounds and you've drank 30 beers in the past 5 hours, your blood alcohol content is too high for you to attempt to crowd surf.
We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Alex C.
Wait til they do a Chinese fire drill.
Thanks to everyone who submitted!† Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!
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