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Yesterday's Tweet and Greet got a little out of hand when Daniel decided it was time to leave. He made a 100 yard dash to his getaway car and luckily the local news was there to catch it on camera.

I could watch Chris Williams stand in front of a "green wall" with footage of Daniel sprinting behind him all day.

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Seven people were injured yesterday when a wild race horse strayed off the track at the Grand Annual Steeplechase and leapt into the crowd.

Two people remain in the hospital. Most seriously injured was an 82 year-old woman who had a suspected broken shoulder.

Sure, the spectators got a little scare but you have to hand it to the horse for disproving every teacher you've ever had.

When you cheat, you're not only hurting yourself.

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Going strong on Break right now, the above video entitled "Crowd Surfing Jump Doesn't End Well."

Calling the move seen above "crowd surfing" is a bit of a gift.  Surfers usually don't plunge ass first into the water from 25 feet above the ocean.  Surfing involves a certain level of coordination and grace.

The lesson to be learned here: To crowd surf, you need more than an ample density of human bodies.  You also must approach the crowd at a rate of speed that will allow them to catch you.

An analogy: It's easy to hold a bullet in your hand, unless, of course, that bullet has just been fired out of a shotgun.

So as you can see, crowd surfing is simple math: If you weigh 180 pounds and you've drank 30 beers in the past 5 hours, your blood alcohol content is too high for you to attempt to crowd surf.

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We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Alex C.

Wait til they do a Chinese fire drill.

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