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"Uh, is it too late for us to transfer to the poop cruise?"

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Time to set the rest of the week on cruise control.

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All jokes aside, nobody deserves to have a creepy Scientology baby.

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Well this is clearly the best Groupon ever: a 13-day cruise of Newfoundland AND a copy of Titanic signed by a Leonardo DiCaprio impersonator.

I bet you were thinking, well I do have $12,500 to spend on a Groupon but I wasn't quite sold on the ocean voyage alone. You throw in a DVD I can get at Target for $3.00 signed by a guy who isn't Leonardo DiCaprio and you have got yourself a deal!

Can I get a tree air freshener with this overpriced car? Tell me where to sign.

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Hey, Bob, I could only find you 100 chairs.  Hope you feel 10% better.

P.S.  Get your Tosh.0 quotes right!!

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People who still go on cruises deserve to be smacked around a little.

All of you jerks Tosh.0 fans, especially fans on Facebook, always complain that you want more vomit.

Well, you know what?  You want more vomit??  Here's where you can get more vomit…

CNN is reporting that on a current Celebrity Cruise "419 of the 1,838 passengers fell ill, along with 27 of the 849 crew members….  Their symptoms included upset stomach, vomiting and diarrhea."

And if you think that's bad: "The ship does not return to Charleston until Friday and will be at sea until then."

Just think: The excitement of watching people vomit with the fun of a Caribbean cruise!  How do you feel about that, huh?  Must sound like the most fun you could ever imagine in your entire lives?!

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