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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

[photo via Barstool]

Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.

[via Cherryplucker]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via YouTube]

The one thing I wouldn't do for sex: go on Family Feud.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

"This is me when my girlfriend talks about marriage." -My Boyfriend

[via Videogum]

Yes, it totally sucks that Mrs. Claus left you for Hanukkah Harry. But he's circumcised! What'd you expect?

[via Sketchy Santas]

Maybe if Barack's name was actually Bronco, he'd get more of the Southern vote.

[via I Heart Chaos]

She's always on her period.

[via Slacktory]

'Cause mine's all, "Tax cuts for the rich!!"

And I'm just like, "Shut up and eat these blended peas!"

[via It Makes No Sense]

But who shoved him up there in the first place?

[via The Chive]