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I haven't seen old people this sad since every time I tell my parents about my career.
Maybe if Barack's name was actually Bronco, he'd get more of the Southern vote.
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Hey buddy, stop stealing Mitt Romney's act.
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Now get another wheel on that thing and start asking bitches out.
He should wipe that frown off his face.. this is the most exciting thing that's happened at Grandma's since Papu died.
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