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Tommy, You're Being Racist

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.

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Calling It Early: This Is The Best Video Of 2013

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 2, 2013 at 3:00PM

I haven't seen old people this sad since every time I tell my parents about my career.

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I Feel You, Babe. I Feel You.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 1, 2012 at 2:00PM

Maybe if Barack's name was actually Bronco, he'd get more of the Southern vote.

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Somebody Get Claire Danes A Tissue!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 18, 2012 at 12:00PM

She's always on her period.

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Where Are The Twist-Ties When You Need 'Em?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 16, 2012 at 1:00PM

Parenting Tip: This is how you keep your kids fresh.

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Life Only Gets Worse From Here, Kid

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 18, 2012 at 5:00PM

Hey buddy, stop stealing Mitt Romney's act.

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Two Children Review 'The Odd Life of Timothy Green'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 20, 2012 at 1:00PM

Spoiler alert: Your parents are horrible people.

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Nerds Are Sad

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 5, 2012 at 4:00PM

Now get another wheel on that thing and start asking bitches out.

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Sofa Sadness

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 27, 2012 at 1:00PM

He should wipe that frown off his face.. this is the most exciting thing that's happened at Grandma's since Papu died.

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Birds Really Ruffle My Feathers

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2012 at 5:00PM

<<loads BB gun>> Okay now don't. Move.

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