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Crying 3 Year-Old Meets Boy of Her Dreams

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 2, 2010 at 5:00PM

Remember the 3 year-old girl who couldn't stop crying over Justin Bieber? Well, apparently conventional rules of childhood don't apply to her because she threw a fit and she actually got her way.

When I was younger I was obsessed with Enrique Iglesias. And this was before he even got the mole removed, so yeah, it was true love.

I used to listen to his music and cry. I cried because I never thought any man with an accent, a guitar, and a knit beanie hat would ever love me the way he loved…whoever it was he was always singing to.

I guess the reason Enrique never showed up at my door was because Jimmy Kimmel didn't have a show then. Now that he does, I'm thinking my future may pan out differently. And yeah, I'm willing to prove my love on film. Mom? Sis? Let's get to work.

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