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Joke's on him.  Do you know how hard it is to get the smell of bear off a pair of jeans?

[via Tastefully Offensive]

It's a chimp feeding a two-month-old tiger cub at a zoo in Thailand. And I'll just leave a video of it here.

That's all now. Carry on.

[via The DW]

Last Friday, we showed you "Sneezy Bear Cub has the Sniffles" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Sneezy Bear Cub has the Sniffles."  It's pretty cute.  Let's ruin it with a vile title.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

We had a dark horse winner in this week's Rename This Video Vote.  I pulled the winning title — "Judging by the lotion and tissues that's the only pussy he's played with in a long time" — from far down on the comment list.  What makes it funny is the power of observation.  I bet many of you didn't even notice the lotion and tissues in the background.  You were too busy watching a stoopid cat playin' the stoopid bongos!  Congrats, George Jupin and your keen eye!

Last night I was driving home when I heard a commercial for what can only be described as THE BEST DATING SITE EVER. Forget Match.com. And who cares about BeautifulPeople.com?

There's a new site in town and it promises to "end the double standard". It's Cougar Life! A dating website for women looking to catch younger men.

"Cougars", women with plastic surgery and an inability to accept life's changes, are matched with "Cubs", Ashton Kutcher/you guys, in their area.

Women on this site "already possess many of the finer things in life ? but now want the young, hot guy to go with it."

What's that I hear? Is that the chance of a lifetime knocking at your door? Well, yes, I think it is. Get up and let it in!