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It's not the SIZE of the cucumber that matters, it's how you USE it.
For instance, Japanese cucumbers are great in a Japanese Cucumber Salad. And American cucumbers are great for shoving up your ass.
[via Happy Place]
If you had gone through a normal check out line, you could have told the cashier you were buying all this stuff as a gag gift for a bachelorette party.
But since you decided to be all secretive about it, we have no choice but to assume you are a perv.
[via AmyOops]
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