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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 7, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0…

ew

Only if you're a #pussy.

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How Long 'Til They Realize I Don't Belong Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

grind

That's our landlord and yes he just came.

[via The Chive]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

WYScumcuddle

I've never "cum cuddled" before but it soundzz great!

Sounds Tempting, But…

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

finishingsauce

I prefer to make my own.

[via Break]

This Makes Me H-ARRRRRd

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 13, 2013 at 1:00PM

Reminds me of that old pirate tune, "Yo-Ho-Ho And A Bucket Of Cum."

[via UberHumor]

I Wish My Mom Were This Cool

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 8, 2013 at 3:00PM

You ought to look into something with better cum mileage.

[via Izismile]

I Appreciate Your Honesty, Store

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

Honestly, I'd try it if I didn't have all that cum for breakfast.

[via Break]

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Look, This Wasn't My First Choice

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 6, 2013 at 1:00PM

But "CUMKING" was taken.

[via The Chive]

Great

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 4, 2012 at 5:00PM

Now go to the nurse and get some replacement sweatpants.

[via sharkeatsbird]

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Wait I Don't Get It.. You're Going As Yourself?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2012 at 2:00PM

Yuck! What kind of crappy cum dumpster uses condoms?

[via I am Bored]

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