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Good For You?

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

It won't last. My dick hardly ever buys me cool shirts anymore.

[via Uber Humor]

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aunt

cunt

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love

message

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my aunt loves me

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This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

My children are too young to hear such language! Now go back to talking about shooting someone who's trying to slash people's necks with a razor blade.

And don't forget to check out the otherĀ people who deserve fame!

[via Dlisted]

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box cunter

box cutter

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Barstool]

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app

awkward

balls

celebrity

cunt

dirt bike

girlfriend

hot

hula hoop

keg robot

kick

links

mugshot

music

photos

ram

Sex

shark

stoamch

video

That Guy Is a TOTAL Curt

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 10:00AM

"This is my wife's shirt. Haha, just kidding, I'm single and a misogynist."

[via Izismile]

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nametag fail

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Take The Hint, Vanna

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 6, 2013 at 5:00PM

"The grand prize is a Caribbean cruise with your C-UNT– of a wife."

[via FunnyJunk]