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TOSH.0 BLOG Sunday, May 19

That Guy Is a TOTAL Curt

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 3, 2013 at 10:00AM

totalcurt

"This is my wife's shirt. Haha, just kidding, I'm single and a misogynist."

[via Izismile]

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Take The Hint, Vanna

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 6, 2013 at 5:00PM

"The grand prize is a Caribbean cruise with your C-UNT– of a wife."

[via FunnyJunk]

Tired Of All Those Artificial C*nts?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 31, 2013 at 3:00PM

I don't normally eat pussy, but look at these prices!!!

[via Izismile]

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Is There Anything More Beautiful Than Just Fallen Snow?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 15, 2013 at 10:00AM

Besides just fallen snow and a message from my boyfriend, obviously.

[via Imgur]

The Sweetest Thing I Can Say About Her

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 26, 2012 at 2:00PM

Also, Happy Birthday Todd!

[via Cherry Plucker]

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Your Ex-Girlfriend's Favorite News Station

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 11, 2012 at 5:00PM

Fair and balanced is not that bitch's style.

[via izismile]

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Family Game Night Still Sucks

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 5, 2011 at 12:00PM

I prefer Scattergories where you can use the word "CUNT" for 12 answers at a time.

[via I Am Bored]

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Michael Hunt Missed The City Council Meeting

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 28, 2011 at 3:00PM

No Mike Hunt? Okay. Iva Boner? Iva Boner here? Iva Boner in the audience. Moving right along. Dr. Anal Sex? Dr. Anal Sex.

Where is everyone?!

[via The DW]

There's A C*** Deficit in America

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 11, 2011 at 5:00PM

President Obama and top lawmakers are working to come up with a budget agreement to raise the amount of cunt in America.

That seems very unnecessary. There's plenty in Washington alone!

They all know Michele Bachmann, right?

[via Dlisted]

Somebody Pissed Off Their Coworker

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 7, 2011 at 3:00PM

Still better than being a PC.

[via The HD]

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