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Don't look at it too long- it's actually hypnotizing you to like Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
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Let him go, he's just not that balls deep into you.
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He couldn't see so he had to just feel for the ball.
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My dream scenario is to attend a David Copperfield show with an audience full of people who work at McDonald's.
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Instead of Tony Stewart and Carl Edwards settling this year's Sprint Cup on the racetrack, they should have figured it out — you know — the other way.
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And then if you give us another three dollars after that, we'll let you drink the french fry grease.
Just the way it is.?
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Country superstar Toby Keith's new video is for a song called "Red Solo Cup." And it's exactly what you think it is: a drinking song dedicated to the kegger mainstay.
But where are the blue and white cups, Toby? I thought you were patriotic! You goin' commie red on us now??
Turns out when it comes to his cup color, Keith's a real turncoat. I bet it's filled with Heineken.
Regardless, if you're in college, prepare yourself for hearing a lot of Toby Keith this semester. Not sure if it's a step up or a step down from Foster the People.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the cup is not filled with Cajun style french fries…
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"Hey, dude, I don't mean to screw up your little video, but I've been waiting to refill my Pibb Xtra for like 10 minutes."
"Yeah, and those noises aren't making this Hardee's Monster Thickburger any easier to eat."
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