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'Cause if so imma need a ping pong ball, STAT.

[via The Chive]

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Raise your balloon hand if you still live by the phrase, "Not my chair, not my problem."

[via YouTube]

If you're going to marry your cousin, you should do it in style.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Lame.  When I was a kid, we didn't need games to get drunk.

[via IAB]

"If the city doesn't want us to drink from open containers, why do they have a football team?"

[via Izismile]

"This beer's a little warm.  Is anyone else's beer a little warm?"

[via theCHIVE]

Country superstar Toby Keith's new video is for a song called "Red Solo Cup."  And it's exactly what you think it is: a drinking song dedicated to the kegger mainstay.

But where are the blue and white cups, Toby?  I thought you were patriotic!  You goin' commie red on us now??

Turns out when it comes to his cup color, Keith's a real turncoat.  I bet it's filled with Heineken.

Regardless, if you're in college, prepare yourself for hearing a lot of Toby Keith this semester.  Not sure if it's a step up or a step down from Foster the People.

[via The Daily What]

I've slashed nearly $4.79 from our beer pong budget.

[via Pleated Jeans]

Last week, we showed you a map of Penis Sizes of the World.

Now our heroes at the Filthy Map Company (they prefer to be referred to as TargetMap) have released the World Map of Average Breast Cup Size.

Next up: World ass sizes.  I have a good feeling about America taking that category.

Alright, won't be posting for awhile.  Moving to Russia.  Or maybe Norway.  I've heard they have good unemployment there and I obviously have no skills that are of any use outside of the English-speaking world.  Other than Certified Boob Inspector.

[via Geekologie]

This video is called "Bunnies in Cups."  If you can't do any better than that, you really shouldn't even be on this blog because your sense of humor may be deficient.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Stephen with his title, "Who says you can't still have fun in the Gulf of Mexico?"  At least I'm assuming that's what won the vote.  You see, I've been in Colombia for the past three days doing a massive amount of… wedding… so I wrote this post days ahead of time.  But it's late Tuesday night and Stephen has a 15% point lead.  That's good enough for me.  But you can double check the actual final results here, if you want.