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Baby's F*rst Word

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

He was about to say "I love you," then he suddenly realized he forgot to DVR Yo Gabba Gabba.

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Well Put, Sir

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 9, 2013 at 11:00AM

His hat is just saying what everyone who has ever taken the bus is thinking.

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Say Fish!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 25, 2011 at 6:00PM

One fuck, two fuck, red fuck, blue fuck…okay, maybe we should read a different book.

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Carefree Baby Reminds Us Not To Give A Shit

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 17, 2011 at 5:00PM

We learn our greatest lessons on this blog from babies. The world is not such an awful place. It's okay to feel.

And now we learn not to give a single fuck.

Even Ellie's dad is like, "Don't say that word anymore…" Eh, fuck it. It's funny. Camera's still rolling.

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This is a Big F*cking Deal

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 23, 2010 at 3:00PM

The day I started this job my bosses told me that I wasn't allowed to blog about politics unless it was a big fucking deal. Well, well, well. Look what we have here.

Apparently Biden didn't know his microphone was on, or didn't care, when he leaned into Obama at the signing of the Health Care Bill and said, "This is a big fucking deal."

Uh-oh, Bideyboo. It is a big fucking deal. But you're the Vice President of the United States which means swear words are definitely NSFW.

Learn your Internet slang! BFD would have gone over much smoother. Had you abbreviated, we'd probably all be talking about the bill itself instead of emailing our friends this 14 second clip of you dropping the f-bomb.

Actually, that's not true. We'd either be talking about Tiger Woods' sexts or Jesse James' mistress. Thanks for the distraction.

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