cursing

I know, Super Angry Parrot. I thought it was Friday too.

[via BuzzFeed]

"Fuck you!  I'm not going to say 'vacuum.'  Are you fucking deaf!?"

[via The Daily What]

Cursing or no cursing, she's still closer than when the Chinese delivery guy repeats my order.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

When presenting an argument, it's important to follow a number of simple rules:

1. Establish your thesis
2. Expand on your thesis with additional cursing
3. Do NOT cite examples or evidence backing your position as this will only serve to validate your point
4. Wear a hat
5. Repeat ad nauseum

Adhering to these few guidelines can instantly transform you from just another poor speaker into a verifiable lunatic.

[via Videogum]

Apparently our censors aren't having a good day anymore either.

[via CollegeHumor]

Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, SHIT, SHIT, FUCK, FUCKING, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP, FUCKING

Phew, glad that's over.

And don't forget to check right here every week before showtime so you can follow the filthy words with our latest Bleep Key! Tune in tonight at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central for a brand new episode of Tosh.0!

Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

fucking, fucking, queer, shit, shit

Now go wash your mouth out with soap.

Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SHITTING, RETARD, RETARD, TARD, RE RE, RETARDO, FUCK, SHITTY, MOUTHY, SHIT, COCKtease

Yeah, even "Mouthy."

Web M.D. is the only source of medical information that I rely on. Not only because I don't have health insurance, but because I live in fear of imaginary diseases and can check its volumes of "accurate" medical information online whenever I please.

One of my favorite articles I've read on the site is this article: "Go Ahead and Curse! It May Ease Your Pain!"

I'm guessing you haven't read this profound study, so I will pass it on to you- because just like everything else on Web M.D., this is vital data for your health.  Here is the result of that study: cursing may lessen the perception of pain.

Wow. Historic, life-changing information.  Only on the internet.  Now I'm going to go back to looking into some possible sicknesses I may have.
I hope I don't have f$@*ing scarlet fever.